Tuesday, September 6, 2011

The Promise
Absolutely beautiful Chen Kaige film about a vow made by a starving girl to the goddess Manshen: she will have riches but she will lose any man she truly loves. I usually don’t like these mythical Chinese films where everyone is flying around, but this one was surprisingly wonderful. Great music as well. Surprisingly enjoyable. **

Colombiana
Stylish thriller about an assassin working to get revenge on the cartel that murdered her parents. Everything about the characters and plot is completely unbelievable, especially that Zoe Saldana could actually do any of the physical stunts portrayed. Huge holes in the narrative, stupid dialogue, and poor directing that uses jump cuts to hide inadequacies. Not just a waste of time and money, it may actually make you more stupid for having seen it. Really bad. *

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